STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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