I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
God, I missed his penis.
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