I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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