i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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