I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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