i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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