Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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