mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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