Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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