Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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