hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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