idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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