Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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