Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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