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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Randomize
