you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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