Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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