Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
