i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
