im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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