So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
A+ Viking dick
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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