anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Will exercising make me less horny?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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