I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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