Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he thought i was a dude.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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