I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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