She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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