it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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