His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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