i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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