the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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