Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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