Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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