I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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