cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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