Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She even gives head with a lisp.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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