no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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