I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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