if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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