I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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