I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You can't special order awesome
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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