yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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