We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
