quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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