A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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