Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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