My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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