who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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