No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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