When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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