who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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