Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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