it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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