But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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