it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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