she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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