my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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