and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I need water and some morals
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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